50 Ways to Piss Off Itachi by sasodeioctembuary, literature
Literature
50 Ways to Piss Off Itachi
1. Inform him that Sasuke could probably kill him in his sleep
2. Whenever he gets angry, ask if hes PMSing
3. Ask about his sex life
4. Show him KisaIta and ItaDei
5. Show him ItaSasu
6. Record his reaction
7. Give him dark glasses for his birthday
8. Or a cane
9. Whenever he walks into a room, play I am beautiful
10. Whenever he walks into a room, play Barbie girl
11. Pat him on the shoulder and say he touched you, didnt he? then walk away
12. Accuse him of drawing the lines under his eyes
13. Whenever he walks by say Maybe its natural, maybe its Mayebelline
So someone noted me and asked for some writing tips, and I wrote a little more than I expected I would, but I think they'll be helpful to people who want to write more, so I shall put them here too.
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Well I'm not much of a teacher, but I'll try to think of some tips.
First of all, define what POV you're using and what tense you're using. Because it's a backstory I'm guessing you're using past tense, for this make sure you never accidentally switch to present tense [I do this on accident sometimes]
If this does happen, after you're done with a chapter/section always read through it and make edits. Sometimes typos can slip through the crac
Since I have an account on Deviantart, then you can probably tell I like... art. That should be fairly obvious. :D I love anime, writing, and music as well.
Featured: Little Naruto by Olggah AND I will always love you... by Olggah Link to Picture: fav.me/d70yyuj Link to picture: fav.me/d7akkmm
So like the title says.... it's kind of a funny story. Let's start at the beginning though, shall we?
So recently my mom and I moved in with some family members who have this really big house with a HUGE backyard. As in... there are trails and such. Oh, and TONS of trees.... just seemed like an important detail. I don't really know why. :D
But today my friend, my mom and I went to this city fest thing that we had volunteered at for my school band (since I play clarinet and all (as does my friend whom I will call Miss T.)) Well, we sold some raffle tickets for an hour, and then we went and worked at the concession stands. Then we left around
By: nekochibi123 (https://www.deviantart.com/nekochibi123)
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3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 to tag and post their icons in your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you tagged them. (I think DA’s new “Mentions” feature takes care of this)
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this" you legitimately have to tag 10.
10 Things About Me:I play clarinet in my high school band. :D I h
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: Exactly my friend. Exactly.
Cleverbot: Like I said.
User: Like you said what BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes like I said.
User: So how did you drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to swim.
User: Is this BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How are you doing BEN?
Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?
User: Same I suppose. Are you afraid of water BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you drowned.
Cleverbot: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Your turn, ben.
User: No, you're BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay well who drowned BEN?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am boring?
User: No. You are ama